Teacher educates class on first date behavior, receives an unusual answer

I was in my third-grade class when my teacher decided it was time for a lesson in manners.

She looked around the room and asked, “Michael, if you were having dinner on a date with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you need to go to the bathroom?”

Michael shrugged and replied, “Just a minute, I have to go pee.”

The teacher quickly said, “That’s quite rude and impolite, Michael. What about you, Sherman? How would you say it?”

Sherman thought for a second and then said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“That’s a bit better,” the teacher said, “but mentioning the bathroom at the dinner table isn’t very nice. Johnny, your turn. Can you show us how to be polite?”

Johnny nodded and said, “I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”

And then, to everyone’s surprise, the teacher fainted!

Give that kid an A+!

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