My SIL Demanded I Buy Her Kids New Phones After Theirs Fell Into the Pool During My Birthday Party—My Neighbor Taught Her a Lesson
I knew my birthday was destined for disaster the second I spotted my niece and nephew whispering conspiratorially, their eyes fixated on me like mischievous villains. Still, nothing could’ve braced me for the sheer audacity that followed.
The day had begun flawlessly—fresh highlights, a professional blowout, impeccable makeup, and a dress that reminded me I was more than just someone's daughter, sister, or aunt. Turning 30 meant feeling special, and I deserved it.
The backyard buzzed with lively chatter, sizzling barbecue, and clinking glasses. Dad was busy grilling, Mom fussed over salads, and my brother Mark lingered nearby, beer in hand, chuckling at something amusing on his phone.
Then, there were Mark’s kids.
Ava and Lily raced around chaotically, yelling and rudely jostling past guests. I winced as they nearly knocked my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Thompson, toward the pool. She barely steadied herself against a chair, gasping.
Immediately, my gaze shifted to their mother, Jessica. Surely, she'd intervene? Instead, she laughed carelessly. “Kids being kids!” Mark echoed her sentiment with a distracted chuckle, never glancing up.
I clenched my teeth. Calm down, Liv. It's your birthday. I tried to let it slide—until I noticed Ava and Lily whispering intently, Ava holding up her phone, clearly recording, and Lily poised like a sprinter about to bolt.
Suddenly, I realized their intent: they planned to shove me into the pool. My eyes darted to Jessica, who saw their plot yet merely smirked. Drawing a deep breath, I decided to flip their plan. The moment they lunged, I smoothly stepped aside.
SPLASH.
Ava and Lily plunged into the water, flailing wildly, stunned.
A shocked silence fell, broken abruptly by Jessica’s piercing scream. “HOW COULD YOU LET THEM FALL?!” She stormed toward me, face crimson with fury, glaring as though I'd committed an unthinkable crime.
Bewildered, I retorted, “Let them? They tried pushing me in!”
Ignoring her soaked children entirely, Jessica grabbed her head dramatically. “Their iPhones!” she wailed. “Do you realize how costly those are?”
I stared incredulously. “Maybe if you'd paid attention to your kids instead of laughing, this wouldn’t have happened?”
Mark finally noticed his dripping children and sighed, “That sucks.”
Handing towels to Ava and Lily, I watched Jessica continue to rage. “This is your fault, Olivia! You knew they'd fall!”
I scoffed bitterly. “Yeah, and you knew they were planning to shove me in. Was I supposed to just allow it?”
Jessica sneered, shaking her head disdainfully. “Unbelievable.”
“No, Jessica, that's you,” I snapped.
Turning away, I grabbed my drink and took a long sip.
Happy freakin' birthday to me.
The next morning, still annoyed by yesterday’s fiasco, I checked my phone hoping for humorous memes or belated birthday greetings. Instead, a message from Jessica awaited me.
It contained a link.
Intrigued, I clicked and gasped. It was an Apple store page featuring two premium, pricey new iPhones. My stomach tightened as I noted their exorbitant price.
Then Jessica’s message appeared:
Jessica: YOU caused this, so YOU replace them. It's YOUR responsibility.
I straightened up, shocked. Was she serious?
Me: You're joking, right?
Immediately, typing bubbles appeared.
Jessica: You're an adult. You should've just let them push you in. It's not like you would've melted.
I laughed dryly, appalled by her gall. She genuinely expected me to replace phones because I didn’t allow her kids to shove me into the pool?
I'd had enough.
Me: Don't even attempt to guilt-trip me.
She didn't respond.
Satisfied, I tossed my phone aside, assuming the absurd drama was over.
Wrong again. The following afternoon, my doorbell rang. Opening the door, I found Jessica standing there.
Holding balloons.
Briefly, I thought perhaps she'd come to apologize. But noticing Mark unloading decorations from their car, reality hit me. Weeks earlier, before everything imploded, I'd agreed to host Ava’s birthday at my house—by the pool.
Jessica’s smug grin returned. “Why the confusion? We're here for the party!”
My blood boiled.
I crossed my arms. “You really think you can demand money from me one day, then casually arrive expecting me to host your child's party the next?”
Jessica dramatically sighed, as if I were irrational. “Obviously. The phones are separate from this.”
I laughed sharply. “Separate? Like how my generosity and house are separate from your entitlement?” I gestured toward the street. “Leave.”
Her arrogance instantly vanished.
Jessica’s expression hardened with irritation. “You're being a b—” She caught herself, glancing at Ava, then softened her voice. “This is for Ava! You're punishing her over a harmless prank!”
I shrugged. “No, Jessica. You punished her. You wanted me as the villain? Fine. I'll gladly play along.”
Then I slammed the door.
Standing behind the door, arms crossed, I watched Jessica’s meltdown unfold in my driveway. She ranted hysterically, fully aware neighbors watched her spectacle.
Mark awkwardly hovered nearby, pretending obliviousness, while Ava looked baffled. Party decorations remained untouched in their car.
Suddenly, Mrs. Thompson approached confidently from across the street, holding her phone just high enough for Jessica to see the screen.
Jessica instantly froze mid-tirade, her face draining of color. Mrs. Thompson didn't speak immediately—she merely held up the phone, letting Jessica absorb the sight. Jessica’s fists clenched, mouth opening wordlessly.
Mrs. Thompson finally knocked softly on my door.
Smiling warmly, she said, “Jessica won't be bothering you about those phones anymore.”
I glanced at Jessica, now desperate to vanish. “Why not?” I asked, smirking.
Mrs. Thompson leaned in conspiratorially. “I informed her that I have my own little video—her kids trying to shove me into the pool. If she insists on pressing the phone issue… I might visit the police.”
Laughing, I replied, “We wouldn’t actually, though, right?”
“Oh, certainly not,” she winked. “But her reaction was priceless.”
Jessica offered no resistance. She spun around, took Ava’s hand, and stormed away. Mark mumbled, “Let’s go,” hastily gathering the decorations, and soon their car vanished.
Jessica, for once, was silent.
Turning to Mrs. Thompson, I laughed appreciatively. “You're officially my favorite neighbor.”
She smiled knowingly. “Of course, dear.”
The family chat buzzed with messages by morning. My peacekeeping mom attempted smoothing things over. Dad, predictably, stayed silent. Mark offered a lackluster, meaningless “Sorry.”
Jessica remained quiet until a final message arrived.
Jessica: Ava’s birthday was ruined because of you. Happy now?
I stared briefly, then smiled.
Me: Absolutely. Thanks for checking.